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Common misunderstandings and frequently asked questions about escorts, hookers, prostitutes, whores, and call girls. This guide answers what you've been wondering about. Do the come? Do the fake it? Am I a loser if I see one? Are the better than ordinary women? These questions are answered here.
Here are answers to frequently asked questions about escort services. Many of these issues are covered in the Men's Guide to Escort Services.
Do escorts really have orgasms or are they just faking it?
Both. It depends on you and the escort. I know escorts that come every time they have sex. One escort once told me that she even comes when the sex is bad and she doesn't like that because it gives poor lovers the wrong feedback. Remember, escorts are women just like other women and if the sex is good, they are going to enjoy it. On the other hand there are women who never come with any client. Most women are in the middle. If you're a good lover, they like to enjoy themselves. Look at it as an opportunity to learn to be a good lover. If you want to try new things and impress a whore, read my Nerd's Guide to Sex.
Faking orgasms is a normal part of sex. Making sexual noises stimulates your partner sexually. So even if they are faking it, they're doing it for your pleasure. Consider it a compliment. One thing to remember is that orgasms tire a woman out and it may be harder for her to feel sexual the rest of the night so she may actively be avoiding orgasms if it's early in the evening.
What kind of women become escorts?
Some do it because they really need money. Some do it because they like the work. Some do it for a while as an adventure, to see what it's like. Or a combination of all of the above. Escorts are women like all other women. Some of the finest women I know are escorts. It's a privilege to get to know them.
I just got divorced. Will seeing an escort help me?
Yes, it probably will. I think a whore and a Joint will do you a lot more good that a psychologist and anti-depressants. If you're suffering from loneliness or the loss of a relationship, it's money well spent. It will help take the pain away and rebuild your self confidence. In fact, sex isn't the only service that escorts provide. You can hire an escort just for company and to have a woman to talk to about your divorce and how you feel about women and life in general.
I've been divorced and, quite frankly, escorts were a lot of help. Probably more than anything else. After divorce there's a lot of loneliness and some resentment. You may be feeling a lot of resentment or anger. Those feeling make you less attractive to women if they sense that, which makes you feel even more rejected. You're in a cycle of failure that tends to get worse, not better.
An escort can help turn things around for you. All those other things don't matter to her because she's not looking for a relationship. She not going to reject you. You can experience what it's like to have sex with someone else without having to deal with anything "serious". She can help you feel good about yourself and rebuild your confidence and knock a year or so off of being miserable.
There's nothing like being on top of a very attractive escort having great sex, and thinking, "If only my ex-wife could see me now ... ". I'm sure there's some of you who would agree that feeling alone is worth $200. And when you see your ex in court you can remember the escort and just smile. For those of you who are wondering, yes, I had a nasty divorce. You can read all about it if you want. I have it all online. So I know what I'm talking about. And I'm here to tell you, this works!
How can I tell if she's faking it or if it's the real thing?
Often you can't. There are times however that you can tell she's probably not faking it. Women might fake one or two orgasms but not over three. If she turns bright pink it's probably real. If there is a change in wetness it's probably real. If she starts singing afterwards it's probably real. If she want's to keep on going after your time is up it's probably real. If she forgets to ask for the money it's probably real.
Are guys who see escorts losers who can't get any for free?
Not at all. Escorts have several advantages. You don't have to talk anyone into it. When you're ready you can do it when you want. You don't have the overhead that a relationship comes with. You get someone who's experienced and a lot less inhibited. Many very successful men who can get sex for free still call escorts.
There really is no such thing as free sex. Free sex comes with a price. You have to have some sort of "relationship" with it. There's always the issue of where the relationship is going. Dealing with her friends and family, her habits, spending quality time together, being obligated to do things together. Not that there's anything wrong with that if you want that. But if you just want to get laid, everything else make that free sex very expensive.
Let's face it. Sexual attraction has a lot to do with looks. Some men are genetically blessed and some aren't. If you're 6'3" you are going to get offers. If you're 5'3" you're not. You're height isn't something you can do something about. But there is something else that turn women on and that's money. Women will marry you for your money. If you've seen the Fox show, "Who want's to marry a millionaire" you'll see the sad truth about what it's really all about. The bottom line is, if you want to get laid it's easier to come up with a few hundred bucks that to grow a foot taller.
It is easier to get it for free on the Internet these days. Lots of women out there looking for it. Especially if you like heavy set women. You can try services like Adult Friendfinder.
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Or you can go to yahoo and excite personals. I've written a web page about getting free sex on the web. You will have to spend some time getting it for free. You might get rejected. Escorts are a sure thing.
Something else to consider. If you're an average guy like me and you're looking for a Barbie, Barbie can get it anywhere. Everyone is fighting over Barbies. They pick the tall good looking guys. But, if you have a few extra bucks you can rent a Barbie. Otherwise, you may never get a Barbie. Unless she marries you for your money, and that's far worse that you can imagine. Better to just rent a Barbie. If you want to be with someone because of their looks, then is it any more superficial for her to be with you just for the money? I don't think so. You can have some fun and find a meaningful relationship some other time.
When you were in school, you probably dreamed of doing a cheerleader. Most guys live out their entire lives having never done a cheerleader. And in most cases, are none the worse for having missed it. However, suppose you're in your mid 40s and you just got dumped by the "right one" and her lawyer and your ready to go have some fun before finding the next "right one" and you really wanted to be with a cheerleader, but why would a cheerleader want to fuck a middle aged guy like you when the can fuck football jocks? Yes, if you try hard enough and work at it, maybe you'll have a one in ten chance of getting one. And what will that prove? The point is, you can have a cheerleader. All you have to do is hire one. And once you've fucked one, you can go on with your life, knowing what that's like.
And, if you want to feel like you've accomplished something, something to be proud of, read my Nerd's Guide to Sex and learn how to make cheerleaders come. The accomplishment isn't in getting a Barbie or a cheerleader to have sex with you, but to be the hottest chapter in their sexual history. Read my book, get them with the money, but impress them with your skills.
I want to impress the escort and show her a good time. What's the best way to get her to come?
Talk to her and ask her about it. Ask her if she ever has orgasms while working and under what conditions? Ask her what she likes and what turns her on. Ask her for permission to get her off and follow her instructions. Women are biologically programmed to want good sex and have orgasms. It comes from 3 billion years of evolution. All you have to do is allow it to happen. Read my book and it tells you exactly what to do.
Is sex with an escort and impersonal experience?
Not usually. Escorts are generally very social people who are able to become very personal with strangers in a short period of time. Although there are some who want to just get the money and leave as quick as possible, you'll find that most escorts are warm and friendly. If an escort isn't friendly, next time try a different one. Find one that you can relate to and have common interests. Some of these women are doctors and lawyers and carry Mensa cards. The experience can be as personal as you want it to be.
Do escorts enjoy sex, or are they just doing it for the money?
Like any job, they're doing it for the money. Some people like their job, some don't. And it depends on the customer. Auto mechanics do it for the money too. Some like working on cars. Some customers they like, and some are ass holes. It's the same for escorts. That's why you want to be a good customer. Just because they do it for the money doesn't mean they aren't enjoying it. And it sure beats women who will marry you for your money.
Am I going to get AIDS or VD?
Not if you use a condom and practice safe sex. Escorts are actually safer than most women because they actually use condoms. Men are 400 times less likely to get AIDS from a woman as a woman is from a man. It's a downstream disease. I also recommend washing up afterwards with an antibacterial soap.
Paying money or getting it for free has nothing to do with disease. If you get it for free you are more likely to get a disease without a condom than you are from a call girl with a condom. And free sex is more often done without condoms than pay sex.
What if she doesn't like me? How can I compete with hundreds of other guys she's fucked?
Don't worry about that. If you're clean and nice and polite you're doing a lot better than most already. Relax and enjoy yourself. Most hookers are impressed if you've taken a bath first.
If I call an escort at 2:30 am on the last Sunday in October when they turn the clocks back an hour, do I get the extra hour with her?
No. Good question though.
I caught my husband with an escort. Should I divorce him?
If that's the only thing he's done, No. Men go through a midlife crisis where they sometimes just need to get some strange. It's not as bad as if he was cheating with his secretary or someone he might actually leave you for. You definitely want to talk about it and work things out. But don't take it personally or turn it into a rejection of you. If he has been a good husband then you need to forgive and forget. Giving all your property away to a pair of greedy lawyers isn't going to make you happy.
You have to remember that we are the product of billions of years of sexual evolution. We are the decedents of those who do not have self control. President Clinton, for example, got a blow job even though he new it was the wrong thing to do at the time he did it. Does that mean he loves is wife and daughter less because of it? Does that mean he's not a good husband and father? No, it doesn't. If your husband has been good to you, work it out. If that's your only problem you should consider yourself lucky and be thankful you don't have big problems.
Although we are trained differently, sex with another woman, especially an escort is no big deal. If he beat you, that's a big deal. If he abuses the kids, drinks in the morning, is addicted to drugs, commits crimes, has cancer, can't hold a job, or is angry and violent, that's a big deal. Forgive and forget, don't break up your family over it.
How do I know she isn't a cop?
Cops will say "sex for money" and want you to say "sex for money". If the conversation includes the words "sex" and "money" in the same sentence she might be a cop. Escorts avoid those words. Never agree to having sex for money. Talk about "love at first sight" instead. If she asks you what you want, tell her you like to get intimate. If she want's more details, explain you want something similar to people in love. You can talk about "romance" and other things that should be a hint to a person of average intelligence.
If she stays with sex for money then explain that you're not interested in agreeing to sex for money and ask her to leave. She's either very stupid or a cop. And you don't want to try to fuck a cop. Generally the police are after the hookers and not the johns. She has more reason to worry if you're a cop. And you don't want to scare her off by saying "sex for money".
Can I date escorts on the side?
If they work for an agency they probably risk getting fired for seeing clients on the side. They also don't want stalkers or to send you the wrong signals. If you become a regular and you have common interests and she's into it and the agency is kool with it, that might work out. I've seen many escorts on the side myself. But that doesn't mean your going to get free sex. This is what they do for a living. I have traded them used computers for sex though. Good way to get rid of that old Pentium 120.
If I start seeing escorts, how will it affect my dating regular women.
It will probably help. You'll get more experience with women and you'll feel more confident because you're getting laid. There will be less pressure to score with your date which will make it less likely that you will ruin it be coming on too early. Then if you do have sex with your date you'll know more tricks and be a more impressive lover.
Isn't it kind of expensive when I can get it for free?
Yes, if you really are getting it for free. I've found that free sex can be a lot more expensive. If you're single you might spend a lot of money on gifts and dates and never get it. When you do then you're expected to be exclusive. Then you have a relationship and have to deal with where the relationship is going. Then there's all the other issues like her family, her friends, her religion, her spending habits, her drug addictions, her debts, her TV preferences, her lawyer, her guru, her pets, her shrink, her criminal record, etc. All this when all you really wanted was to get laid. If it's just sex you want, hire an escort. If you want unconditional love and loyalty too, someone who will never leave you or betray your trust, get a dog.
